God Is A Brand

 Like Absa, God says “Today, tomorrow, together”
We are moving forward like Standard Bank
Let’s make things happen like Nedbank
Like FNB, God the father, the son and the holy spirit
And his army of angels are asking “How can we help you?”
Trust me, like Capitec Bank; God is your one solution

For God is a brand and tonight he is here for you
But is not just any brand, he is thee brand
He is greater, grand, larger, smarter, better,
Higher than any brand that’s ever existed

God reminds me of Eskom because He lights up your way
He is brighter than the Southern Sun
More beautiful than the Blue Waters
He is higher than any pavilion
And whether you’re here to workshop or just to play
God’s your gateway to a brighter day 

For God is a brand and tonight he is here for you
But is not just any brand, he is thee brand
He is greater, grand, larger, smarter, better 
Higher than any brand that’s ever existed

The holy spirit; He will give you more power than any Powerade drink
Just think like Sprite, obey your thirst
For God and you’ll never thirst again
For God quenches thirst far better than Coca Cola
His blessings, they are far tastier than Ola
It will be finger lickin’ good like KFC
God’s wisdom will leave you gratified, satisfied and Streetwise Two
And once God’s done blessing you
You’ll be chilling at McDonalds singing;
“Bah bah bah bah bah I’m loving it”
Step aside Hungry Lion, here comes a real Lion of Judah
God will Double Décor your blessings like Debonairs
Rally with God, none can compare
It’s better than winning the lottery and being a millionaire

So please be aware that God is a brand
And tonight he is here for you
But is not just any brand, he is thee brand
He is greater, grand, larger, smarter, better 
Higher than any brand that’s ever existed

Now with day free minutes, let the gossips keeps talking
But you, like Johnny Walker, just keep walking
God will move you from nothing to something
From zero to hero
Like Sasol, you’ll reach new frontiers
He will do it in this generation and in the coming Generations
God will take you to New Horizons
For God uyIsingo, yes He is the need
And tonight with you I carefully plead
Accept Him as your Lord and Savior
It’s as easy as SABC 1, 2, 3 and etv
Not too many channels like DSTV
There’s just 1 Gospel, one God, one brand

For God is a brand and tonight he is here for you
But is not just any brand, he is thee brand
He is greater, grand, larger, smarter, better 
Higher than any brand that’s ever existed

Unlike UCT, DUT and every other university
God’s wisdom, upliftments and his graduation needs no qualification
See God’s got more minerals, resources than Anglo American
God is not on Twitter but like the disciples you can follow Him
He is not on Facebook but like Abraham you can become His friend
And what I like about God is that He is never too busy or away
And His status updates are the ones you’ll always like

Like girl, God is such a brand and tonight he is here for you
But is not just any brand, he is thee brand
He is greater, grand, larger, smarter, better 
Higher than any brand that’s ever existed

Ladies, let’s jetsets with God on a shopping spree
Where everyday is a Red Hanger sale, reminding you of the blood
Your Identity is in Christ and unlike any fong kongs and fake
God is Legit, Thruworth-hub
And when you Shoprite with God
Girl trust me. You’ll be OK, 
The name of the Game is that you pick and He will pay
And when the devils at you speaking to you about costs
Tell him ‘Mr Price doesn’t matter coz my God paid it all the storey
Like Checkers, keeps getting better and better
God reminds me of Vodacom, coz He gives power to you
Like MTN, He wants to be everywhere you go
You really don’t have to walk so low
He wants the two of you to be married
Like every young person and have VW Polos
And God will be the best husband in the world
You don’t believe me?
Then check it out on His word
You see God’s got more speed than any Jaguar
He is faster than any springbok
And when your sun is down and you feel the fear
Because of Amabhokobhoko, The Buccaneers and the Pirates
Trust me, God is not scared of them and even their Chiefs
God reminds me of music
Coz when you want to praise Him
He wants you to “Move” like Khaya Mthethwa
Clap your hands like Zakes Bantwini
Lift your hands in the sanctuary 
Shout “Hallelujah” Like Rebecca Malope
Even if you’re not vocally gifted like uNtokozo Mbambo
God wants you to sing to Him with all your hearts
And He will leave you filled
God reminds me of a Dj
Coz He is stronger than any Black Coffee
He is bigger than Fat Koek
He is Fresh and is Sphectacula
And even if you’re not politically inclined
God wants you to always have Him by your side
And He will favour you like Jacob Zuma
Use you too to make your mark on earth like Nelson Mandela
You’ll be unforgettable like Chris Hani, honey

For God is a brand and tonight he is here for you
But is not just any brand, he is thee brand
He is greater, grand, larger, smarter, better 
Higher than any brand that’s ever existed
God is a brand and tonight He's here
For nobody else but you

Care Free!

Young, carefree, innocent
You sing, laugh and dance
Taking in all Gods' glory
At every single chance.

Grown up
You ignore the wonders
that you cherished as a child
Gone is the carefree, honesty and mild.

You walk around with blinders on, 
Into the race of money and greed.
Not caring who gets hurt
Just to fulfill your selfish needs.

Stepping over the line of morals
to have wealth and material things
Ignoring all Gods gifts
Like the first rain in Spring

Keep that little child inside!
Hold her close to your heart,
We're only here for a brief time
Then with this world, we must part

For a moment each day
It's OK to get silly
to laugh and dance. 
Take in all Gods glory
At every single chance.

Victim Of Cancer

I am not a victim of cancer. 
I am have experienced cancer.
I am not dying. 
I am living.
I am not curing. 
I am healing and restoring.
I am not fearing.
I am loving and trusting.
I am not fighting.
I am ceasing all hostility and conflict.
I am not weak or diminished.
I am strong and whole and complete.
I am not coping or hoping. 
I am giving and receiving, creating and conceiving.
I am not crying. 
I am laughing until the tears run down my leg.
My body is not my enemy. 
My body is my loving friend, my gentle guide.
My life story is not history. 
My life story is legendary.
I am not powerless. 
I am powerful beyond measure.
I am not a drop in the ocean. 
I am the ocean in a drop.
I am not scattered. 
I am aligned.
I am not being destroyed. 
I am building my sacred stature.
I am not trapped or caged. 
I am as free as a feathery fledgling.
My body is not a muddy puddle of despair. 
My body is a hallowed temple of spirit.
I am not filled with shadows. 
I am filled with illuminating light.
I am not a passive puppet. 
I am an active advocate and enthusiastic participant.
I am not tired and bested. 
I am tied and invested.
I am not without a voice or meaning or purpose. 
I am an angelic messenger.
I am not discarded. 
I am needed.
I am not descending, dragging or faltering. 
I am consistently inspiring and uplifting.
I am not dwelling in the reflections of the past or the projections of the future.
I am joyfully dancing naked in the unfolding mystery of the present moment.
I am not alone or abandoned. 
I am infinitely connected by the soft, silky vibrational threads of love.
I will not forget. 
I will remember.
I will not burn out. 
I will sparkle forever.

#InMemoryOf_JP_Magudulela <3 <3 <3

BHEKANI UJEHOVA

Bhekani kuy' uYehova
UMdala wezinsuku
Funani ubuso bakhe
Nimkhonze naye
Ulungile unothando
Nenceb' engapheliyo
Uthanda thina sonke

Ebunzimeni
Uhlal' engumncedi wami
Uhamba nami
Uhlal' eseduze kwami
Noba kumnyama
Yen' ukukhanya kwami
Uyabonelela uYehova
uBaba wami

Udeka itafula
Phambi kwezitha zami
Ngidle, ngidle
O Baba ngiyabonga

Bong' uYehova mphefumlo wam
Undenzela konk' okuhle

#INLOVE    

#1 Colossians 3:23
Whatever you do, do your work heartily, as for the Lord rather than for men;

#2 Philippians 2:13
For it is God who is at work in you, both to will and to work for His good pleasure.

#3 Deuteronomy 31:6
"Be strong and courageous, do not be afraid or tremble at them, for the LORD your God is the one who goes with you. He will not fail you or forsake you."

#4 John 16:33
"These things I have spoken to you, that in Me you may have peace. In the world you have tribulation, but take courage; I have overcome the world."

#5 Philippians 4:13
I can do all things through Him who strengthens me.

#6 Isaiah 40:31
Yet those who wait for the LORD Will gain new strength; They will mount up with wings like eagles, They will run and not get tired, They will walk and not become weary.

#7 Hebrews 13:5
Let your character be free from the love of money, being content with what you have; for He Himself has said, "I will never desert you, nor will I ever forsake you,"

#8 Luke 12:29-30
"And do not seek what you shall eat, and what you shall drink, and do not keep worrying. "For all these things the nations of the world eagerly seek; but your Father knows that you need these things.

#9 Psalm 37:23-24
The steps of a man are established by the LORD; And He delights in his way. When he falls, he shall not be hurled headlong; Because the LORD is the One who holds his hand.

#10 Ephesians 2:10
For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.

‪#‎Ukudla_Kwami‬!

The CV

And we thought our CV was impressive. Check this one out!!

The Curriculum Vitae of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20

Phone: Romans 10:13

Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my CV because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my CV.

Qualifications

I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)

I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)

I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)

The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background

I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).

I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.

My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-
17)

Skills Work Experiences

Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken-hearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

I am a Wonderful Counsellor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me
shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).

Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).

My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).

I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments

I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).

I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).

I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).

I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot – the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.

References

Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance

In Summation

Now that you've read My CV, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).

When can I start?

Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
may God bless you!

My 10 slices of Daily Bread

10. Proverbs 3:6 “In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.” (KJV) 9. Psalm 23:4 “Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.” (NIV) 8. 1 Corinthians 13:4 “Love is patient, love is kind, it isn’t jealous, it doesn’t brag, it isn’t arrogant….” (CEB) 7. Proverbs 3:5 “With all your heart you must trust the Lord and not your own judgment.” (CEV) 6. Romans 12:2 “Do not conform yourselves to the standards of this world, but let God transform you inwardly by a complete change of your mind. Then you will be able to know the will of God—what is good and is pleasing to him and is perfect.” (GNT) 5. Philippians 4:6 “Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.” (ESV) 4. Romans 8:28 “We know that all things work together for good for those who love God, who are called according to his purpose.” (NRSV) 3. Philippians 4:13 “I can do all things through Him who strengthens me.” (NASB) 2. Jeremiah 29:11 “For I know the plans I have for you,” says the Lord. “They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.” (NLT) 1. John 3:16 “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” (NIV)